Pun Lovers

For Pun Lovers

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize: What a crook sees with

Control: A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living

Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes: What a guy in a boat does

Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Misty: How golfers create divots

Paradox: Two physicians

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

Pharmacist: A helper on the farm

Polarize: What penguins see with

Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief: What trees do in the spring

Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife

Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6

Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official

Job 8:21
21 He will yet fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy. NIV